nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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