ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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