So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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