brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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