Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Let's paint friendship bongs
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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