Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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