I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
she peed on how many people?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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