I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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