We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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