hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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