Where did you get a picture of my penis
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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