i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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