Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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