dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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