In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
"it" just moved
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
