I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you made out with another girl for some wings
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
