she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
