Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The feeling are messing with the penis
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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