Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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