Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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