He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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