its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
