do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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