so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
