Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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