wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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