Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Shame is for Republicans.
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