If i come over, it means nothing
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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