yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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