So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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