Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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