just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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