I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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