so explain again why im purple
no
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
