maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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