She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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