You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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