She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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