So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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