i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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