Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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