That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
they're like a gay fantastic four
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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