Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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