He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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