I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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