apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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