do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Acid is not a monday night drug
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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