her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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