Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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