My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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