This girl is more easily done than said...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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