i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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