So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
