i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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